Consult This-a-Day! - totally worthless unsolicited advice from a top-tier management consultant -
 

man's best friend is not his dog, it is his best friend.
 



no one is beautiful on the inside. just ask a pathologist.
 



some companies are better than some families.
 



to walk, put one foot in front of the other.
 



the only surprising thing is history you don't know.
 



art is an art; accounting is an artifice.
 



hobbies are for people without interests.
 



every brand makes a promise - some brands don't keep it.
 



finance should be empowered to prosyletize with numbers.
 



people don't respect people who make decisions, or people who don't.
 



in any org structure, someone reports to someone.
 



when you talk to your board, make sure to say something.
 



prayer is not a useful long-term plan.
 



a secretary is an old-fashioned desk.
 



keep your office door open or closed.
 



life is the place where nothing happens.
 



better dead than red state.
 



always be closing something - even just your mind.
 



it is much better to be wholly than holy.
 



cubicle walls should not be very tall.
 



there is a quiet beauty in the water cooler.
 



don't trust the honesty of anyone you are paying.
 



where there is a will, there is a person.
 



the only difference between women and men is two letters.
 



the only difference between any two companies is the logo.
 



or this way: cost = revenue - profit.
 



nobody thinks of it this way: revenue = profit + cost.
 



don't forget: profit = revenue - cost.
 



always liaise with the stakeholders regularly.
 



when a customer places a big order, say 'thank you.'
 



money isn't everything. post-tax money is everything.
 



when you leave a building, don't turn around.
 



what is the value of a baby's smile? not too much.
 



two times zero profits is still zero profits.
 



make sure your revenues are higher than your costs.
 



if you have a good employee, praise them to their face. and then fire them.
 

when there is some problem with the monthly p&l reconciliation, look bewildered and then mutter, "god damn i.t. team!"
 

when you go to the bank bring your wallet.