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Featurettes:
Deleted from 'HOL': Bibliography
rear matter issued from the Work
Theoretical Physics of Avril Lavigne
measuring the density of rock
GWB: Phrenological Interpretation
commander-in-chief, Victorian-style
Most Popular Pet Names
woof woof meow meow
Uncle Tom's Biznit
advice from the abolitionists
"Like She Was a Hammer"
lyrics speaking strangely to the Author
Deleted scene from 'HOL': Dog parable
no cheese, just bite
Linkages:
Perfect Singer Songwriter
beautiful is half of it
Perfect Other Writer
sarah waters - genius period
Bernese Mountain Dog Homepage
best dogs ever - really!
De-Li's Bernese Mountain Dogs
best kennel ever - woof!
New York City Ballet
perfection - words not included
Perfect Comic Strip
monty - no cats just laughs