Featurettes:

Deleted from 'HOL': Bibliography
    rear matter issued from the Work

Theoretical Physics of Avril Lavigne
    measuring the density of rock

GWB: Phrenological Interpretation
    commander-in-chief, Victorian-style

Most Popular Pet Names
    woof woof meow meow

Uncle Tom's Biznit
    advice from the abolitionists

Consult This!
    aphorisms for the working weak

"Like She Was a Hammer"
    lyrics speaking strangely to the Author

Deleted scene from 'HOL': Dog parable
    no cheese, just bite

Cartesian Imprints:

Perfect Strategy
    big game of business

Perfect Business Plan
    blueprint for a paper castle

Linkages:

Perfect Singer Songwriter
    beautiful is half of it

Perfect Other Writer
    sarah waters - genius period

Bernese Mountain Dog Homepage
    best dogs ever - really!

New York City Ballet
    perfection - words not included

Perfect Comic Strip
    monty - no cats just laughs

Kurt Andersen - Spy-man
    legendary - and blurb-a-tastic